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Jan 24th, 2013, 2:37pm
The National Poetry Contest came down to two: A Yale graduate and a redneck from Tennessee.  They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem.

The key word was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
"Slowly across the desert sand,
trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
destination: Timbuktu."

The crowd went crazy!  No way the redneck could top that.

Calmly making his way to the microphone, the redneck recited:
"Me and Tim, a huntin' we went.
Met three gals in a pop-up tent.
They was three, and we was two.
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu!"

The redneck won.
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